In the words of Joe Giudice, “happy wife, happy life.” Well, Melissa Gorga has almost four million reasons to be a happy housewife.

The Real Housewife of New Jersey and her hubby Joe Gorga just sold their Montville mansion for the full asking price of $3.8 million, even after a roller coaster three years on and off the market.

But Teresa Giudice‘s brother and sister-in-law aren’t going too far. The NJ natives are building brand new digs in Franklin Lakes where Melissa will be able to call Jacqueline Laurita and Caroline Manzo for a cup of sugar (or just gossip about Teresa.)

And if their new abode is anything like this one, it’s gonna be over-the-top.

The 13,500 square foot Chateau-style crib boasts more than enough room for their three little kids, including 6 fancy bedrooms and 6.5 baths, and all the dramatic details fit for a housewife.

Open the front doors to a grand two-story foyer with sweeping double staircases, 4 fireplaces, enormous kitchen, billiards room, screening room and library.

Take a tour with Million Dollar Listing New York’s Ryan Serhant in the Realty Byte video above.

And for more pics inside the newly-sold mansion, click on the CB! gallery below.