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Short shorts! Thigh-highs! Yes!!!

Miley Cyrus has been spending more time going in and out of hotels than twerking and licking inanimate objects lately, much to our chagrin. But at least her ensembles are exciting!

While being escorted from her London hotel by her bodyguard on Wednesday, Mileybird flashed some very toned thigh in denim cut-offs and suede Louboutin boots that stopped only inches away from her crotchal region.

Just how we like it!

The Wrecking Ball singer also brandished her tight abdominals in a white crop top and sort of covered up with an acid-washed Tony Alamo denim jacket that was longer than her shorts!

We really have no problems with this outfit, and we’re ready for the next one!

[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]

Cock clutch! Cock clutch! Cock clutch!

Vivienne Westwood saw fit to gift Rihanna a penis-emblazoned clutch recently, so naturally the pop star wanted to make the most of it.

And, boy, did she ever!

While she may have looked bored during Miley Cyrus‘s now-legendary VMAs performance, it seems RiRi was more inspired than she let on.

Clad in a flag-print tunic and drop crotch pants by Kokon to Zai, RiRi licked like Miley and used her cock clutch as a faux dong as she ran after her oblivious security guy!

She wrote on Instagram:

“My security getting dicked down in public by my #cockclutch”

LOLz!

When the bodyguard caught on to the shenanigans he just laughed right along with his boss, probably ’cause he didn’t wanna get fired!

What a hard day at work for that guy.

[Image via WENN.]

Leave it to Kate Moss to make green palazzo pants seem like something everyone should have in her closet!

The supermodel was spotted leaving the ultra swanky Loulou’s private members club in London on Friday, looking absolutely fabulous in the wide-leg trousers paired with a loose gray tank and black blazer.

Kate pulled the look together with a leather obi belt and silver Stella McCartney clutch.

Will she EVER get it wrong?!

[Image via Splash News.]

There aren’t enough hours in a day for all of Rihanna‘s outfits!

The pop star went back to her natural lip color and made two outfit changes within a few hours on the way to and from ITV Studios in London on Wednesday.

Stepping out of her hotel, RiRi flaunted a House of Malakai cap and Alexander Wang sweater featuring the words “Parent Advisory Explicit Content” fresh off the S/S 2014 runway, because who else would get first dibs if not her!

On the return to her temporary home, the 25-year-old replaced the sweater with a checkered men’s Saint Laurent leather jacket, but kept the leather J Brand skinnies and white Manolo Blahnik pumps from earlier.

Her rat’s tail has also significantly increased in volume and looks more like a raccoon tail now.

As questionable as it is, this mane metamorphosis is proving an inneresting one to watch!

[Image via Will Alexander & Karl Piper/WENN.]

As per tradition, Kate Middleton, Prince William and their new baby boy will pose on the steps of St. Mary’s Hospital before they leave.

Obviously, we cannot WAIT to see the darling royal bundle of joy, but after we get a good glimpse of his chubby cheeks, our eyes are going straight to Kate’s hair!

And we can rest assured it’s going to be bouncy and flawless as always!

The Duchess’s personal hairdresser, Amanda Tucker, was spotted arriving at the Lindo wing by photog Arthur Edwards (he was also there in 1982 when William was born!) this morning, tweeting:

Kate's hairdresser has just arrived at the Lindo wing.

– Arthur Edwards (@ArthurJEdwards) July 23, 2013

The Telegraph‘s Gordon Rayner also confirmed her arrival with his own tweet a few hours later:

Duchess of Cambridge's hairdresser Amanda Tucker has been seen going into St Mary's Hospital. Another member of staff took car seat in.

– Gordon Rayner (@gordonrayner) July 23, 2013

ZOMG! That can only mean Kate’s getting her tresses dressed just in time for her first official appearance as a mom!

She’s going to have that gorgeous post-pregnancy glow AND the swishiest hair!

Only a few hours left and we just can’t handle it anymore!!!

Also, WHAT WILL SHE WEAR???

Braving the paps to support her man!

Kate Hudson seemed a bit caught off-guard by photogs on her way to watch baby daddy Matt Bellamy of Muse perform at the War Child BRITs Show in London on Monday night.

Nevertheless, she ignored them with the skill of someone who’s spent years ignoring the paparazzi and went on her merry way dressed in a structured gray coat, olive green corduroys, Burberry Prorsum boots, and a Stella McCartney snake-print crossbody bag.

A much more sophisticated groupie outfit than we’re used to! Ha!

[Image via Will Alexander/WENN.]

If they were giving out a special award for ‘Best Dressed’ of the night, she’d win!

Kate Hudson made a bright statement tonight at the Elle Style Awards in London.

The always stylish Ann Taylor model slash designer stepped on to the red carpet wearing a bright orange embroidered gown by her designer BFF Stella McCartney.

A black clutch, gold glitter Christian Louboutin platform pumps and low styled bun completed her look.

Another hit for Miz Hudson!

[Image via WENN.]

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This is jacked up! Get it?

Bear Grylls attended the London premiere of Skyfall on Tuesday and really got into the British spirit!

The outdoorsman wore a tuxedo jacket and cummerbund, but the pi ce de r sistance was his cray Union Jack trousers .

We’re not sure what’s worse the fact that these pants actually exist or that his wife let him go out in public wearing them.

Oh well, guess there’s a reason he was on Man vs. Wild and not Fashion Police, right?

[Image via WENN.]

Remember that Jane Austen ring that sold for $236,000 earlier this year to an anonymous buyer?

Turns out it was Kelly Clarkson who had the winning bid!

Unfortunately, after spending all that money, she can’t take it back to the US because the ring’s been declared a “national treasure”.

WTF!? Shouldn’t Sotheby’s have mentioned that before!?

Kelly hasn’t said what she’s going to do with the ring, you know, besides leaving it in the UK.

[Image via WENN.]

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Taylor Swift looked as charming as ever at the BBC Radio 1 Teen Awards on Sunday.

For the London event, Swifty donned a white boat neck alice + olivia dress that was snatched right off Stacey Bendet‘s S/S 2013 runway.

The cutouts at the back showed just enough skin to keep it seksi, but still demure.

Taylor also brought out her Charlotte Olympia kitty heels for the second time in a month, but we don’t mind because they’re just too cute!

Overall, a very simple and sweet awards ensemble.

Does this look have U purring???

[Image via Daniel Deme/WENN.]

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