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Cock clutch! Cock clutch! Cock clutch!

Vivienne Westwood saw fit to gift Rihanna a penis-emblazoned clutch recently, so naturally the pop star wanted to make the most of it.

And, boy, did she ever!

While she may have looked bored during Miley Cyrus‘s now-legendary VMAs performance, it seems RiRi was more inspired than she let on.

Clad in a flag-print tunic and drop crotch pants by Kokon to Zai, RiRi licked like Miley and used her cock clutch as a faux dong as she ran after her oblivious security guy!

She wrote on Instagram:

“My security getting dicked down in public by my #cockclutch”

LOLz!

When the bodyguard caught on to the shenanigans he just laughed right along with his boss, probably ’cause he didn’t wanna get fired!

What a hard day at work for that guy.

[Image via WENN.]

We weren’t crazy about Jennifer Aniston‘s red Valentino gown at the Oscars, but we do love the reason she picked it!

It was apparently very practical, especially for when nature called!

The actress said of the dress:

“It fits, it’s comfortable and it’s easy to pee in. You just lift, hoist and do a couple squats!”

Ha! That’s quite the visual!

And fiance Justin Theroux loved it for being “Valentino red,” and probably appreciated not having to lend a hand for when his better half had to go to the ladies’ room.

Good thinking, Jen!

[Image via Adriana M. Barraza/WENN.]

Ok, we do NOT recommend strapping electric dog collars around your OR another person’s neck, ’cause that sh*t has all different power charges and could potentially cause all sorts of serious damage…

But hey, if you find yourself as a famous guest on a New Zealand radio show, then you may be asked to participate in The Electric Dog Collar Game!

British cheeky chums The Wanted were recently inducted into the zappy-collar trivia time, and boys epically fail and experience many a minor electric charge (above).

The Wanted are allll about squeezing every drip-drop of fun juice out of life, and the Glad You Came crooners recently dove into the watery depths to party with some sharks!

You boys are adorable to the EXTREME MAX!!! Ha!

Tags: adorable, band, electric shock, new zealand, radio show, show, the electric dog collar game, the wanted, zapped

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