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Cock clutch! Cock clutch! Cock clutch!

Vivienne Westwood saw fit to gift Rihanna a penis-emblazoned clutch recently, so naturally the pop star wanted to make the most of it.

And, boy, did she ever!

While she may have looked bored during Miley Cyrus‘s now-legendary VMAs performance, it seems RiRi was more inspired than she let on.

Clad in a flag-print tunic and drop crotch pants by Kokon to Zai, RiRi licked like Miley and used her cock clutch as a faux dong as she ran after her oblivious security guy!

She wrote on Instagram:

“My security getting dicked down in public by my #cockclutch”

LOLz!

When the bodyguard caught on to the shenanigans he just laughed right along with his boss, probably ’cause he didn’t wanna get fired!

What a hard day at work for that guy.

[Image via WENN.]

Anyone else out there thinking that Hermes should stick to handbags??

Not that we don’t appreciate when fashion brands branch into other realms, but a $12,000 basketball hand-stitched from the same calfskin used to create Birkin bags just seems a liiiittle ridic.

Especially when the standard NBA ball is a measly $169.95 in comparison!

However, CEO Robert Chavez is convinced that the Pierre-Alexis Dumas created ball will be a slam dunk for at least two customers, since they already have a back-stock of two balls.

A pair of BLUE balls, LOLz!!

Why blue? Well according to Robert:

“It represents the sky, the ocean and all the beautiful pools that are a way of life in L.A. and Southern California. It certainly can be used for play — the leather is sturdy, and why not make such a unique item come to life on the court?”

Well for starters, the monetary risk of losing or damaging the ball may be a tad high.

But then again, if you’re ballin’ enough to dish out $12K on a basketball, we’re guessing money wouldn’t be your number one concern.

Now who wants some blue balls??

[Image via Hermes/Bart Cooke.]

Remember that time when Bj rk wore a swan to the Oscars?? Talk about giving us the bird flu!

Just before the Icelandic pixie songstress took flight at the 2001 Oscars in this Marjan Pejoski-designed dress, she actually mimicked laying an egg on the red carpet. We wish we were kidding….

We also wish these next 13 celebs were kidding when they dared to show up to the Oscars looking as outrageous as they possibly could!

From the worst to the wackiest, we’ve got a list of some of the most Outrageous Oscar Fashions over the past three decades!!

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[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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We thought an apple a day kept the doctor away, but, in Soviet Russia, a daily dose of Apple’s iTunes could send you to the doc even quicker!

For a refill on your Viagra prescription, perhaps!

Or to treat the chafed nuclear submarine in your undies, LOLz!!

Russian media aficionados were in for both a shock and a tightening of the pants this week when they logged onto iTunes!

Instead of links to purchase movies and albums, like they expected, there were ads for XXX porn and escort services (above)!

Whoa!! How could that happen?

The Russians sent Sputnik into outer-space — when did they lose their stranglehold on technological achievement?!

Apparently an employee goofed the code for the program and accidentally linked to .xxx sites instead of their own cache of images!

WHOOPS!

We hope the programmer isn’t sent to the Pussy Riot gulag!

[Image via 9to5Mac.]

Tags: apple, computers, itunes, pussy riot, russia, sputnik, tech talk, wacky tacky true, whoops

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WOW!

We guess Charlie Sheen was feeling SUPER charitable this holiday season…and Lindsay Lohan is reaping all the benefits!

Despite the troubled actress having her fair share of drama on the set of Scary Movie 5 this past September, sources close to her have revealed that she and the former Two and a Half men star became close during production – close enough for LiLo to open up to him about the $233,904 she owes in unpaid taxes for 2009 and 2010!

Well, apparently, that sort of money means nothing to the MaSheen, because last week, he reportedly sent the Liz & Dick star’s business manager a check for nearly HALF of the money – $100,000 to be exact – to help get Uncle Sam off of her back!

Talk about generous!

We’re sure Lindsay is MORE than appreciative, too!

Now all of her Lifetime movie money doesn’t have to go to paying the government back!

Of course, it will probably need to go to her upcoming legal bills, but still!

So nice to see a positive, thoughtful gesture from Charlie, who can obviously relate to her personal problems!

Now pay it forward, gurl! Let’s get that good karma back!

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: back taxes, bestie x bestie, business manager, charlie sheen, donation, generous, lindsay lohan, liz and dick, relief, scary movie 5, uncle sam

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This is jacked up! Get it?

Bear Grylls attended the London premiere of Skyfall on Tuesday and really got into the British spirit!

The outdoorsman wore a tuxedo jacket and cummerbund, but the pi ce de r sistance was his cray Union Jack trousers .

We’re not sure what’s worse the fact that these pants actually exist or that his wife let him go out in public wearing them.

Oh well, guess there’s a reason he was on Man vs. Wild and not Fashion Police, right?

[Image via WENN.]

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Guess three isn’t a crowd for them.

Kate Moss‘ ex, Jefferson Hack, joined her and husband Jamie Hince on their family vacation to St. Tropez.

Hack and Mossy’s daughter, Lila Grace, was there so it wasn’t completely awkward, but still.

At least they get along unlike some people.

[Image via FameFlynet Pictures.]

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